You are attracted to us.

omg i glanced at this on pinterest and thought it was nic cage in drag

icuntbelieveitsnotbutter:

perks of being a girl

i can think about whatever i want in class without worrying about boners

Yeah, that’s about it

(Source: ifurted, via getinthecage)

How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:

Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.

chibisokka:

frankly I’d like to know what happened to the emperor’s previous groove

(via ardyparty)

helenaoftroy:

I like to listen to break up songs because it reminds me of how I’ve never had anyone to break up with and how super gr8 that is.

(via wanttobeonnbc)

ohmYGOD

i died when i saw this

haw—thorne:

I regret nothing

screaming

(Source: i-wasmadetoberuled)

Reblog if you cried while watching Kristen Wiig leave SNL.

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billhaderprofessionalliferuiner:

I have an idea for a new SNL special. It would be called “The Road to SNL” and it basically highlights cast members’ individual journeys to SNL. It would include cast member interviews as well as old photos and video clips from their pre-SNL days. I would watch the hell out of it.

(via getinthecage)

barryeffngibb:

caring—loudly:

Extended version of Kristen’s last sketch/goodnights.

Poehler almost looks like she’s going to cry for a second. Also, that was a pretty epic Seth/Poehler hug.

(via getinthecage)

hadersgonnahade:

billhaderprofessionalliferuiner:

Kings of Catch Phrase Comedy Vol. 3

Web Exclusive

why wasn’t this on the show i’m crying omg

(via herpaderpbillhaderp)

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KRISTEN’S CRYING. I CAN’T.

(Source: fallonious, via kristenwiigdaily)

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE CRIED SO MUCH OVER SNL

(Source: lornemichaelsisgod, via poehlerizer)

gonna go cry myself to sleep now

bye